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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Scientist Finds 100 Million-Year-Old Bee

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"A scientist has found a 100 million-year-old bee trapped in amber, making it possibly the oldest bee ever found."

1) Scientists couldn't explain what the bee was doing in Amber. Amber was reluctant to tell her age, so the scientists went on carbon-dating ... which makes it easier for them to date women. In Amber's case, they'd rather date carbon.

2) Preserved along with the bee, were the words "no chans of rane todae". Scientist claimed that this was the worst spelling bee and the worst dry spell that they had ever seen.

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