Sunday, September 22, 2013

knee-to-the-groin observation # 1306

Have you noticed how Fate pokes a fortunate few in their bank account? Then it laughs and pokes the rest of us in our eye.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

This is incredible!

I know you're not going to believe this, but here is Raquel Welsh in 1 million B.C.:

Obviously, the camera wasn't around in 1 million B.C., which makes this stone carving all the more amazing. Just look at the fine details of shadow and color.

And not only is Raquel's name in English, but the carver even knew the year (sadly, months had not been invented yet).

So let's jump ahead in time to a few weeks ago.

Who says the cavemen diet doesn't work, eh?

Oh wait. Sorry.

My obnoxious fact-checker has informed me that:
1) Ms. Welsh was in "One million B.C." ... the movie, not the year.
2) That movie was made almost a half-century ago in 1966.
2) Raquel is not 1,002,014 years old, but only a scant 73.

Hopefully, you're not too disappointed with this post.


Thursday, September 05, 2013

Miley: Past, Present, and Future

Last decade, we were inundated with the diabetes-inducing sweetest of Miley Cyrus:

This decade, diabetes moved into stomach-churning:

What does our future hold?  Hopefully, blindness ...

.... my apologies to Jim Carey ....