Who killed that gluttonous man known only as ... The Appetite? Who would dare take out a man who had a spicy taste for life, who relished taking on weightier matters, who had no trouble saying "fork you!" to others twice his size?
Crime experts from around the world have been called in, including the renown British inspector, Sir Loin. We understand that he plans to grill several suspects. At the top of his list are exercise fanatic, Richard Simmers and dietary author, Glen Dular. There is also a rumor that Thy Royd will supplement the investigation.
No doubt that this will become the Diet Trial of the century. So if you are a glutton for punishment, stay tuned and stay hungry!
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LOL I love that!
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