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Thursday, March 01, 2007

My Friend's First Aid Dieting Kit

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A week ago a friend of mine decided he was going to go on a diet. While he started with good intentions, I don't believe he's going to make it. On his first day, he did very well eating only salads, fruits, and a small portion of chicken. He did great for six days. Today was the seventh day - the seventh day itch. He came to work proudly carrying one of those First Aid Kits. But this was no ordinary first aid kit. He specially constructed this one to have three half pound double cheeseburgers with chili and onions, a half pound of greasy french fries, a band-aid in case he got a paper cut from the hamburger wrappings,and one of those portable defibrillators. At lunch time, it took everything we had to talk him out of using it -- all of it! I'm not looking forward to tomorrow now. Not only will he have a first aid kit, I'm afraid he's going to bring in a second aid kit as well.

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