Look at this phrase and telling which word doesn't fit: "small business loans bad credit". That's right! All of them!
First of all, the motivated, wealth-driven, visionary as an entrepreneur doesn't think in terms of “small”! You have got to think big, Gigantic, ENORMOUS! "small" is for shrimp boat captains! And you aren't a shrimp boat. Are you!
Forget the word "business". Instead, think in terms of "providing a profitable and pleasurable transaction with your victim… I mean, your customer." To be successful, you got to think positive. And wordy. Nothing sells ice cream to the Eskimos better than wordy confusion. (As this post may prove.)
Loan? We don't deal in loan. We deal in loans; with the capital S! We deal in the temporary acquisition of another's resourceS ... unless, of course, those resources involve sharks. We don't deal with loan sharks. Too bitey. And no capital S.
Ahhh, the old, negative, downer of a word "bad". Unless you are working on your street-cred, and you need to be bad to be good, we should just skip the word altogether to avoid confusion. However, if your confusion is bad in a good, street-cred manner, be sure to use "baddeSt" (again, with the capital S to show how badly good you is. Word.)
Finally, there is “credit”. Always remember that we are a successful, tough-minded, take-no-prisoners kind of entrepreneur. We give credit to no one! We might take credit, but that's the kind of non-shrimp boat, wordy, non-loan shark dealing, confused kind of person that we are.
And there you have it! I have no idea what it is, but you are welcome! Please pay at the door as you leave.
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