70 virgins without exploding

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Let's see, a suicide bomber in Iraq wants to blow himself up because he wants to get into heaven to be surrounded by 70 virgins? When he walks in the middle of an Iraqi marketplace and find himself surrounded by a sea of burqas, isn't there a good chance he's already surrounded by 70 virgins if not more? And when he arrives in his version of heaven, you got to think that it must be hell for the virgins. I wonder what did they did that was so terrible?