Emergency Kits

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After yesterday's tremendous storms and tornado warnings, I realize that I need to rethink what I have in my emergency kits. With today's unbelievable high winds, I think I'd better add a 5000 pound cinder block complete with chain to keep me anchored to the earth. Of course, I need the other staples of survival: beer, bread, water, beer, first kit, batteries, beer, matches, flashlight, canned spam, radio and of course the all important medicine - whiskey - just want the doctor ordered for sleepless nights, paper cuts, and cooking. Well, cooking in the sense you need to kill the taste of canned spam when real food isn't available during those dire times of emergency.