To the casual observer at the fishing tournament, it looked as though my friend had a problem with his balance. He was continually falling out of his boat. What they didn't understand was that he had spent much of his life playing his favorite sport, football. What he was doing on that day was the result of combining his football skills with his second love of his life. We were privy to his signature move: the fishing tackle. Graceful and ruthless effective in catching fish. The problem, as some noticed, was my friend's tendency to spike the fish who often bounced back into the lake.
Least you think that he has played too many games without his helmet, I should tell you that he is also a genetic scientist. Currently he is working to cross a mosquito with a fish. If successful, this will mean a bite every time for fishermen everywhere.
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Are you quite FINished?
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