Some things I can't share on Facebook. Someone, somewhere, will get their panties in bunch. So, my lucky reader, I will share with you some old notes that I found today. I wrote these about 4 years ago: just a few titles for inspirational and instructional Christian videos that may never see the light of day.
"Uplifted: A Christian's Guide To Elevators"
"How To Walk On Water (Spirituality On A Frozen Lake)"
"Toilet Paper and The Conversion of the Bruin: The Tale Of A Pope In Search Of The Woods"
"Yeshua's Fish And Bread Diet For The Masses"
"The Amish: God's People or Barn-again Christians"
"Ascent into Heaven: How Scented Candles Are Destroying The Ozone and Hastening The Rapture"
from the 1950's: "Jesus And The Three Stooges Save Mars (All Good Martians Go To Heaven)"
From The "What Would Jesus Do: Mastering Carpentry" Series:
- "How To Build A Liquor Cabinet For Your Holy Spirits"
- "How to Bare the Heavy Wood of Your Cross -- The Proper Use of Sandpaper"
- "Footprints in the Sand -- Building a fence to protect your beach property from trespassers"
From the Evangelizing series:
- "How Do We Save the Banking Industry? One Soul at a Time"
- "Nike and the Devil: Saving the Shoe Industry One Sole at a Time"
2 comments:
Ha ha ha ..very nice story. Thanks for sharing.Keep sharing. Will back soon.
Thanks, Seo, for stopping by, and for your encouraging comment.
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