Yugo Or I'll Go

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The cops are at every curve of the road lately. Maybe because it's an election year or maybe it's to increase the city and state's coffers. I don't know. I do know that several of my friends have been pulled over because their sporty car simply hints at going over the speed limit. So what we need is an anti-harassment device to put on their cars. My thought is a car cover that makes your speedy vehicle look like a '85 Yugo. You remember the Yugo, don't you? Built in Yugoslavia when Yugoslavia was member of the Soviet Union's "smile or else" family, the Yugo had the look of something made at gunpoint by workers overjoyed by the benefits of communism. It even had a rear window defroster, made especially to warm your hands as you pushed it along the road. Police in America were extremely happy that there weren't many Yugos in the country. Otherwise, they would have had to spend their time assisting stranded motorists -- Yugo or you didn't. So I can't think of a better disguise than this car cover. What better way to amuse an officer as he clocks you doing 60 in a Yugo. That moment will certainly bring a chuckle or two. What do you think?