My friend has one of those large dogs that has that annoying trait of coming over to greet you and then shoving their nose into your crotch for a sniff. Of course, little dogs are worse because you have to kneel down for them to do the same thing. In any case, this extremely friendly dog has had puppies. My friend wants me to prove my friendship by taking one of the recently birthed bundles of joy. No thanks. I remember those days when the pitter-patter of little feet in my home were those of puppies. Everything to these furry eatin'-poopin' machines was a chew toy —— slippers, speaker cords, table legs, my feet. One day, I caught one of them chewing up my favorite books! At first, I was so stunned I didn't know what to say. Then I just took the words right out of his mouth.
So, no thanks. If I want to ruin everything that I have, I will remarried my ex. Besides, how can you trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts? I'm referring to dogs, of course. My ex ... well, that's another matter.
4 comments:
You are soooooooo bad!!! That was too funny ... scared of its own farts ... and the ex too? LOL!
Great post! I know exactly where you are coming from with the puppy, the ex, and all. At least a puppy would be cute, that is more than I can say about my ex.
I don’t about your dog but my dog is fully trained and is very honest to me. I think you must try pedigree for him.
That was funny...LOL! Anyway,actually dogs make a good companion. Show some love and passion for them and u will get their loyalty and love back..
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