I know you shouldn't believe everything you read. Still, there has to be some level of trust between businesses and their customers. While I don't want to accuse anyone of false labeling, I have to report that my diet of Wheat Thins and Thin Mints isn’t working as expected. I even rolled them up into several hundred capsule-sized bites. Apparently - and I can only speak as a guy - these aren't the best diet pills for men, especially when taken in quantities of, say, handfuls. Tasty, yes! Convenient, oh yes! But I have discovered that there is nothing thin in my body after consuming these delectable treats.
My next experiment: light beer and thin pretzels. This combination can't fail. Right?
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