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Monday, March 16, 2009

Goods news at work.

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After three years of no pay raises, my company is finally going to give the hourly workers a 5 cent per hour increase! You can imagine the joyful effect this will have on not quite fifty people. Management's momentous decision can only be possible because they helped ten other hourly employees avoid the anxiety of moving into a higher tax bracket ... by firing them. (If you're keeping score, that would be "Yearly Increase of Payroll": $7,500 to "Yearly Decrease to Payroll": $270,000. Company wins! Yay Team!)

With these continuing changes in the company, resumes and letter of recommendation are becoming required items of safety equipment as we work to protect our lives, limbs and bank accounts.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's great for you. hopefully those that lost their jobs can find something better.

Anne @ Best Term Life said...

Recession is now a thing of the past. Hurrayy...This is good news. I rather hear stories like this than to read all the "closed shops galore".

Kristian Liebrand said...

Recession is now a thing of the past. Hurrayy...This is good news. I rather hear stories like this than to read all the "closed shops galore''.