Last week, Mark McGwire owned up to using steroids during his fantastic home run streak. Of course, is there anyone who was surprised by this revelation? Even Captain Obvious didn't have to say, "Told you so!" Remember when he showed up one day and his arms were the size of two muscular children? I'm sure that no one thought that Mark has simply slipped and fallen into the best testosterone creams available or that he had been bitten by a radioactive Barry Bonds.
So now Mr. McGwire will be coaching the Cardinals' players on hitting the ball. I wonder what his advice will be? "Work hard!" "Practice a lot!" "Nah, just kidding. Here, sit on this needle..."
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