Saturday, November 29, 2014

I caused global warming this winter. You're welcome.

Finally set up my drum kit and tried to play. I was able to raise the room temperature from 52 to 65 degrees (F) in an hour.

This means one thing: an army of me and 10 other uncoordinated drummers could raise havoc in a meat freezer. ‪#‎drum_sticks_as_weapons_of_massive_meat_destruction‬

And so ... since the 1970's, there has been a thousand percent increase in drummers. Hence, global warming ... based on my made-up statistics. All I need is a couple of million dollars in research grants to prove this complete true "fact". Won't you help me?

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