Finally set up my drum kit and tried to play. I was able to raise the room temperature from 52 to 65 degrees (F) in an hour.
This means one thing: an army of me and 10 other uncoordinated drummers could raise havoc in a meat freezer. #drum_sticks_as_weapons_of_massive_meat_destruction
And so ... since the 1970's, there has been a thousand percent increase in drummers. Hence, global warming ... based on my made-up statistics. All I need is a couple of million dollars in research grants to prove this complete true "fact". Won't you help me?