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Friday, March 08, 2013

Allow me to flash these jokes at you

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The hostage situation ended when a group of the captives exploded into song and dance. Instead of using the usual crowd-control grenade to end the siege, police relied on a flash-bang mob.

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In a separate incident today, police arrested most members of a flash mob performance. Spectators had complained about the lack of clothes under the raincoats worn by the dancers of this popular craze – proving once again the disapproval of flasher mob mania.

You might be able to forgive these attention-seeking performers, provided they don't turn the other cheek.

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