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Thursday, December 08, 2011

So I took the challenge...

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One of my favorite comedians challenged her readers of her Facebook wall to come up with a caption for the following picture. My take?

"Cocky boy caught smoking, claims "No harm, no fowl!"

Little Timmy tried many way to stop his cigarette addiction. Here, we see his latest failure: trying to stop smoking warm chicken. Later, he would find success during the winter months while visiting a turkey farm. Today, he is famously known for "quit smoking cold turkey." The nameless chicken in the picture received no credit or royalties and spent her remaining days referring to Timmy as a "mother plucking baste-terd."

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