Well, once again, love is in the air. Is your car's washer reservoir full? Are your wiper blades fresh? Nothing worse than a windshield smeared in plant love.
As for people, some will begin venturing into that scary world of pollinating, I mean, romance.
Not to worry. You have many ways to win someone's love: be kind and courteous, give special gifts, serenade with romantic music, remember their name.
The best way to win someone's heart? Be the lucky recipient on the hospital's transplant list.
Unlike the dating lottery, this heart will be with you for a lifetime, silently beating its support for you through good times and bad, perhaps with occasional twinges for your exceptionally bad behavior. (OK, maybe bouts of chest-clutching agony for you over-indulgent slobs.) Still, though they won't admit it, 4 out of 5 divorce attorneys say this is the less painful option.
Also less pane-full is having your car windows down.
So, good luck this Spring. May your heart beat strong and may your windshield be smear-free.
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