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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Almost Positive Post

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In general, these posts are supposed to avoid negative subjects. Yet, when I am given phrases such as "acne treatment", we are kind of beginning from a less-than-positive position. Unless, of course, your treatment is to get as bad a case of acne as possible. Why? Think of the benefits for having acne.

1) Never having to go to a weight watchers meeting. "Pizza face" suggests pizza which suggests big, floppy slices of cheese and sauce and chewy goodness. I'm pretty sure any reminders of food are strictly forbidden at weight watchers meetings.

2) Never having to be inconvenience by a "could you watch my sweet, innocent child for a few moments while I run to the store?". No one wants their "sweet, innocent child" traumatized ... or do they?

3) See #2. Getting to be the reason for good behavior on the part of children. "You better behave or I'll have Pizza Face baby-sit you!"

4) Paid modeling gigs as the 'before' photo for shady products.

5) Paid modeling gigs as the 'after' photo that dramatizes the results of competitors' products.

6) Guaranteed seat to yourself on the public transportation!

7) Well, do I have to all of your thinking for you? Send me your list of benefits for having acne.

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