A Wrinkle In Time

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I have been around several of my women friends for about 15 years now. As I listened to them chat the other day, I couldn't help but notice how their passions have changed over the years. At one time, they would get very excited over the latest fashion reviews. Now they get just as excited talking about the latest wrinkle cream reviews. In a way, it is a little bothersome. They're just as lovely now as they were when I first met them. Those invisible wrinkles that they are worried about are really a badge of mature beauty and sophistication. At least it is in my eyes. Besides, if that wrinkle cream can't turn a raisin back into a grape, then it's all a waste of money, isn't it?

Newsflash: Curvy Women Have Higher IQs

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According the Sunday Times of London, scientists at the Universities of Pittsburgh and California, Santa Barbara studied the figures of 16,000 women. (The wives of these scientists weren't too happy about it, but what are you going to do. It's all in the name of research, right?) They discovered that the bigger a woman's hips were in proportion to her waist, the higher her IQ and that of her children. Curvier women are smarter? Who knew! At first, I thought "Yeah but watch what happens when you toss a few diamond rings at them." But that was a dumb thought. Actually, being curvy doesn't make a woman stupid, just us men. Viva, la difference!

Making Up Makeup

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I know that most women want to be considered beautiful. Some will go as far as placing their beauty over their intelligence. But only because a guy tends to see better than he thinks. In my opinion, all women have a beauty to them. Unfortunately, some try to hide this with their makeup. You may have seen those that go a little overboard and apply Sears Weatherbeater with a spatula to their face. I can't help but wonder if they use splatter-resistant makeup mirrors. What kind of beauty treatment is that? A couple of coats of paint in the mornings and a air-chisel to the face at night? Maybe what we need is a mirror that shows how others see a woman instead how she thinks she is being seen? Nah, that idea has its own set of problems...