Ted Dansons, star of TV and Movies, put his toupee up for auction to help out Steve Irwin's foundation. It fetched a $1,000,000!! I couldn't help but think what would happen if it were one of our crazier PPP posties that had bought it...
"So what did you do with your payperpost money?"
"Oh I bought Ted Dansen's wig for my Chihuahua. It makes a nice coat for him."
"Oh, instead of a human wearing an animal, it's the other way around. Interesting. Does he like it?"
"Oh yes! At first I thought that he would wig out. But he only started to chew on it. So I stopped him. I don't want him to get a hair lip."
"Well, I'm rooting for him. Say, you know one million dollars is a lot of money for a hair piece."
"Oh I know, I know. I kept saying to myself toupee or not toupee? Then I won and I found myself staring at it! There was no autograph or anything in it! You would think there would be something that said 'Ted Dansen wore this.' Maybe a tangle lock with note or personalized cowlick. But no! So I started thinking to pay or not to pay. It was a very Shakespearean moment and stuff."
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