Adapt, Adopt, and Improve

Tonight, the news reported how social media teemed with posts from distraught parents agonizing about explaining the election to their impre...

Finally set up my drum kit and tried to play. I was able to raise the room temperature from 52 to 65 degrees (F) in an hour. This means on...

Worried about not dieting enough? Don't. Your fat cells are built on carbon molecules. When people mention your weight gain, just tell t...

Ah, fall-time and gardening - proof that if you put something off long enough, it's becomes too late to care.

Yay! With November, we gain yet more speed for that wonderful collision into the holiday season. A time when families travel vast distances ...

Lately I've been craving taste and texture of a soft-boiled egg relaxing on a piece of buttered bread. Actually this craving has been ...

Today I signed in for the first time in 6 months. Can someone tell me what happened in September? The views of my posts have gone from 30 to...

For Halloween, my friend's wife really got into her sexy-SWAT get-up. Whenever he looked a sexy girl, his wife swatted him. It's no...

No matter how far I lean while texting, my words are never sent in italics. So as you read this, please tilt to the side. I would say let ...

This morning as the sun rose, a million birds outside my window burst into beautiful song. As I laid there, serenaded by these melodious tun...

Well, once again, love is in the air. Is your car's washer reservoir full? Are your wiper blades fresh? Nothing worse than a windshi...

The east half of North Carolina is not built for winter. Over the past two days, snow and ice joined forces to bury us. So this morning,...

I know I haven't released a lot of posts these past few months. My time has been spent saving the company to save my job. That bout o...

At 57, magician extraordinaire David Copperfield is now engaged to Chloe Gosselin, a 28-year-old beauty. This effectively reduces Mr. Copper...

In a flashy TV ad, Victoria Secret announced their "bras are now half off" sale. I love a bargain but 50% off? What a deal! One b...

Apparently, most people didn't like NBC's live version of the "The Sound of Music". Perhaps NBC should've had Julie A...

Thanksgiving dinner? Nailed it! Mashed potatoes, mashed cranberry sauce, mashed turkey, mashed dinnerware. It's amazing what a great coo...

So George Kalogeropoulos, Ning Liang and Michael Wasser heard the wailing and the gnashing of teeth as good citizens tried to access the Gov...

I'm not saying my friend's marriage is in trouble, but the only time he pokes his wife now is on Facebook.

Have you noticed how Fate pokes a fortunate few in their bank account? Then it laughs and pokes the rest of us in our eye.